Happy Birthday Funny wishes And Quotes

Hello Everyone, Here we have an wonderful collections Happy Birthday Funny Wishes and Quotes for Family, Friends and Relatives. Birthday is very special day for everyone, Specially when its our friend and family birthday. Friends and Family are very important part of life. We can do anything for our friends and family. So don’t be late be first wish your friends and family on their Birthday and make their birthday too special and memorable.

 I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing! I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday funny wishes

There’s nothing to be worried about getting old. Look at you; you are old and still doing great. Happy Birthday dear oldy. We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. “May you live to be so old that the mere sight of you horrifies young children and ex-lovers.”

Having a smart, funny, and wonderful person as a best friend must be something truly special and a great gift in itself. You really are quite lucky, my man! Happy birthday to my funny, crazy, and wonderful boyfriend! We’re a match made in heaven, my love!

For your birthday, I wish that every mirror in the world would vanish so you wouldn’t know that you are getting older. Enjoy! Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder. A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.

Congratulations on reaching a new level in the game called life. Have a fun birthday! One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age!

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“I will sing Happy Birthday to you so much you’ll wish you’d never been born… Happy Birthday!” Someone as uniquely smart and as funny as you, my friend, deserves an equally unique and hilarious birthday

I’m sorry that I haven’t got a gift for you. this year, but let’s be honest, just being able to see my beautiful face every day is the best gift in itself! You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.  Forget about the past, you can’t change it.

Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who’s smart and funny and good-looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities. You have been alive for so many years, and all you have gained in life is a big fat belly. That’s a big achievement for the loser. Happy Birthday Funny Wishes

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Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message. “Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart… It’s your birthday cake.” Happy birthday to a beautiful, funny, and charismatic friend of mine who
reminds me a lot of myself in many ways! We’re so similar that it’s no wonder we get along so well!

Happy birthday to my loving boyfriend, who is the best thing that has ever happened to me… So far!